Dark Habits

Certificate: Certificate 15

Director: Pedro Almodóvar

Release Date: 31 August 1990 (UK)

Main Cast:

Cristina Sánchez Pascual … Yolanda Bel

Julieta Serrano … Abadesa Julia

Dark Habits is a completely bizarre film, and one that I think will either bore you or leave you thinking about it for a few days. I’m not sure if it’s a satire, black comedy, serious drama or even all three!

All of the nuns have very unique personalities and all have different reasons for being there. They are a very eclectic bunch!

Basically, the story is about a group of nuns who provide refuge for life’s waifs and strays. They offer no judgement on those whom they help, and with good reason.

Whilst this is not one of Almodóvar’s best films, it’s still very thought provoking and surprises you in many ways.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Open Season 2

Certificate: Certificate PG

Directors: Matthew O’Callaghan and Todd Wilderman (co-director)

Release Date: 27 January 2009

Tagline: This time it’s pets against wilds. Weiner takes all!

Main Cast: (voice)

Joel McHale … Elliot

Mike Epps … Boog

If you haven’t seen the original you might wonder what on earth is going on, so I recommend you watch Open Season first.  You’ll get more out of it if you do. Of course, being a kid’s film it’s not essential, but I like to watch films in the correct order and you’ll get a better feel for the main characters if you do.

Whilst not in the same league as Pixar (but then again, who is?) I found this to be a really funny sequel and not in the least bit disappointing. There is plenty to amuse kids and adults alike (it had my husband laughing out loud!)

The poor old bunnies get a bit of a raw deal, but they are scene stealers! Their expressions are priceless!

Good, solid entertainment and I would happily watch it again.

Rating: ★★★½☆

Cars

Certificate: Certificate PG

Directors: John Lasseter and Joe Ranft (co-director)

Release Date: 28 July 2006

Tagline: Ahhh… It’s got that new movie smell.

Main Cast: (voice)

Owen Wilson … Lightning McQueen

Paul Newman … Doc Hudson

Bonnie Hunt … Sally Carrera

Larry The Cable Guy … Mater

I have no clue why this received lukewarm reviews on release as it’s a very charming, funny and engaging film. How the animators managed to get so much character into cars I’ll never know. Humans and animals are easy to inject with emotion, but Pixar are proving to be exceptional at showing emotions on just about anything that they can put eyes on!

The film opens with a thundering race scene and the high octane thrills are fantastic, but its real joy is in the gentle and close knit town in which Lightning McQueen finds himself.

My favourite character has to be Mater, and my favourite scene is when he takes Lightning ‘cow’ tipping. Pure genius!

Cars is a visually stunning gem of a film. What more could you ask for?

Rating: ★★★★★

Mamma Mia!

Certificate: Certificate PG

Director: Phyllida Lloyd

Release Date: 10 July 2008

Tagline: Take a trip down the aisle you’ll never forget.

Main Cast:

Meryl Streep … Donna Sheridan

Pierce Brosnan … Sam Carmichael

Plus many others including Colin Firth, Julie Walters and Christine Baranski

OK, all you’ve heard about Mamma Mia! is true. It’s a delight for ABBA fans, a chick flick and a gay man’s dream. However, if you are none of the above then please don’t rule it out, because it’s an absolute riot!

I loved the West End production, and, I have to say, had my reservations about a film version. I should never have doubted them. Yes the singing is at times somewhat ropey, but it’s the very fact that it is totally honest is what makes it so right.

Mamma Mia! is an unadulterated feel good film. Probably the best ever. Carling don’t do feel good movies, but if they did…  ;-p

Heterosexual males – abandon your machismo for 108 minutes and just enjoy yourselves (only with your wives or girlfriends, of course… Just to preserve your image). After all, neither you or your mates are ever going to admit it to each other!

Rating: ★★★★★

P.S. Look out for a fleeting cameo from Benny Andersson. I didn’t know he was in it so I had to do a double take!

Ghost Town

Certificate: Certificate 12A

Director: David Koepp

Release Date: 24 October 2008

Tagline: He sees dead people… And they annoy him.

Main Cast:

Ricky Gervais … Bertram Pincus

Greg Kinnear … Frank Herlihy

Téa Leoni … Gwen Herlihy

Ghost Town is an amiable if somewhat predictable comedy (bordering on, dare I say it, a romcom). I’m not a huge fan of Ricky Gervais, but thankfully he manages to reign in his usual style somewhat and gives his character the endearing charm needed.

The plot centres around Bertram Pincus (Gervais), a man who dislikes people (I’m with him on that one!) Following an operation (did they have to go for a cheap peurile laugh here?) in which he learns that he was clinically dead for seven minutes he becomes able to see the dead, and they all seem to want something from him.

There are some very funny moments, but nothing to really lift it much beyond average.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Shrek the Third

Certificate: Certificate U

Directors: Chris Miller & Raman Hui (co-director)

Release Date: 29 June 2007

Tagline: Who’s ready for Thirds?

Main Cast: (voice)

Mike Myers … Shrek

Eddie Murphy … Donkey

Cameron Diaz … Princess Fiona

Antonio Banders … Puss in Boots

After reading reviews of this I wasn’t expecting too much. However, I thought it was much better than reported. I would have liked to have seen more of Donkey though, as I think he’s by far the best character. I do like the fact that Puss has now joined as a second sidekick to Shrek. As usual, there are plenty of little jokes in the background to amuse us adults.

Shrek the Third is not in the same league as the original, but I’d put it on a par with the second one.

Rating: ★★★½☆

Madagascar

Certificate: Certificate U

Directors: Eric Darnell & Tom McGrath

Release Date: 15 July 2005

Tagline: Ton on the run.

Main Cast: (voice)

Ben Stiller … Alex

Chris Rock … Marty

David Schwimmer … Melman

Jada Pinkett Smith … Gloria

Sacha Baron Cohen … Julien

Madagascar follows a group of four friends from New York’s Central Park Zoo. One of them has a mural of a lush, green landscape opposite him, and this inspires him to leave New York for the ‘wild’. It’s not done in a schmaltzy and sentimental way (thankfully), and when he leaves the unexciting but safe zoo, the other characters go off to find him and bring him back. Which they do. However, they find themselves being taken from the zoo and put on a ship bound for Africa. And so the adventure begins.

This is another good animation that will be enjoyed by both children and adults. It’s very charming and engaging with several laugh out loud moments. The actors fit their characters very well; I especially liked Sacha Baron Cohen as Julien.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Ice Age

Certificate: Certificate U

Directors: Chris Wedge & Carlos Saldanha (co-director)

Release Date: 22 March 2002

Tagline: The coolest event in 16,000 years.

Main Cast: (voice)

Ray Romano … Manfred

John Leguizamo … Sid

Denis Leary … Diego

Whilst not in the same league as Pixar’s finest, Ice Age is still very enjoyable for all ages. I would imagine that this is something that would pass most adults by, but if you are like me and enjoy great animation with a good script and talented voice artists then you should find this entertaining.

The basic plot is pretty standard stuff; there is a loner who somehow manages to find himself in the company of an annoying sidekick, but by the end of the film they are great friends. The straight man and the funny one – a classic combination. They are eventually joined by a third character which is a nice added element.

Simple yet very funny, Ice Age is one of those little gems that adults will probably miss, but should really give a chance.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Kika

Certificate: Certificate 1

Director: Pedro Almodóvar

Release Date: 1 July 1994

Main Cast:

Verónica Forqué … Kika (as Veronica Forque)

Peter Coyote … Nicholas

Victoria Abril … Andrea Caracortada

Àlex Casanovas … Ramón

Whilst not one of his finest, Kika is still very enjoyable. Almodóvar films are quirky and fast paced, and Kika is no exception. He has a unique way of making you laugh in situations that should not be in the least bit funny. You are never sure what’s coming next in an Almodóvar film!

I can imagine that Kika would not be to everyone’s taste, as there are a couple of scenes that are somewhat controversial, and many will not see the humour in it. If this is your first taste of one of his films and you don’t care much for it, it’s worth checking out one or two others before deciding if his style is to your taste or not (Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown is one of my favourites).

Rating: ★★★½☆

Son of Rambow

Certificate: Certificate 12A

Director: Garth Jennings

Release Date: 4 April 2008

Tagline: Make believe. Not war.

Main Cast:

Bill Milner … Will Proudfoot

Will Poulter … Lee Carter

What a breath of fresh air Son of Rambow is! A truly original and engaging film that everyone should enjoy – especially those of us who grew up in the 80s! The two boys carry the film with ease and are a delight to watch. There are plenty of real laugh out loud moments – not just in the script, but also in the dreadful fashions. Check out the ’sixth form common room’ for an 80s overdose.

The story is fantastic and very believable. I never had access to a camcorder back then, but if I had, then this is exactly the type of thing I’d have got up to :-)

I’ve heard this film described as a parody, but that is not the case at all. If you think that, then you’re missing the point entirely. In my youth (I was born in 1971) the Rambo films were essential viewing and it is entirely plausible that they would have been emulated by any budding director! It’s an affectionate look back at what we kids did during the long summer months (when we actually had summers!), and what we entertained ourselves with. It’s a coming of age film (it reminded me of Stand By Me, only with more humour) that is so well done it takes you back to the heady days of when videos were new and exciting and when Sylvester Stallone was cool. But most of all it takes you back to the days when your imagination was uninhibited and you just enjoyed being a kid.

Rating: ★★★★☆

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