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Director: Stanley Kubrick
Release Date: 6 April 1968
Tagline: Let the awe and mystery of a journey unlike any other begin.
Main Cast:
Keir Dullea … Dr. Dave Bowman
Gary Lockwood … Dr. Frank Poole
William Sylvester … Dr. Heywood R. Floyd
If ever there was a film to divide people, then this is surely it! For some it’s confusing and dull, but for others it’s a beautiful masterpiece that depicts the journey of the human race coming full circle. I’ve seen it about three times now during various phases of my life. As a child I was firmly in the ‘confusing and dull’ camp. In my twenties I had one foot in each camp. But now I’m in my thirties and have come to rest in the ‘masterpiece’ camp.
In a nutshell, it’s a film about the dawn of man and his evolution.
You can take from it what you will. Some believe that the journey is the work of aliens, and for others it’s the work of God. Either way is fine. It’s not about who is responsible.
Visually stunning with an absolutely perfect soundtrack, 2001 is a seminal film that deserves watching until the end (many people get frustrated at their lack of initial comprehension and give up).
I would advise watching it twice. After the first viewing, read up on what others believe the film symbolises and then watch it again. An excellent website can be found at The High Weirdness Project: 2001 and Beyond the Infinite.
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Directors: Chris Miller & Raman Hui (co-director)
Release Date: 29 June 2007
Tagline: Who’s ready for Thirds?
Main Cast: (voice)
Mike Myers … Shrek
Eddie Murphy … Donkey
Cameron Diaz … Princess Fiona
Antonio Banders … Puss in Boots
After reading reviews of this I wasn’t expecting too much. However, I thought it was much better than reported. I would have liked to have seen more of Donkey though, as I think he’s by far the best character. I do like the fact that Puss has now joined as a second sidekick to Shrek. As usual, there are plenty of little jokes in the background to amuse us adults.
Shrek the Third is not in the same league as the original, but I’d put it on a par with the second one.
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Directors: Eric Darnell & Tom McGrath
Release Date: 15 July 2005
Tagline: Ton on the run.
Main Cast: (voice)
Ben Stiller … Alex
Chris Rock … Marty
David Schwimmer … Melman
Jada Pinkett Smith … Gloria
Sacha Baron Cohen … Julien
Madagascar follows a group of four friends from New York’s Central Park Zoo. One of them has a mural of a lush, green landscape opposite him, and this inspires him to leave New York for the ‘wild’. It’s not done in a schmaltzy and sentimental way (thankfully), and when he leaves the unexciting but safe zoo, the other characters go off to find him and bring him back. Which they do. However, they find themselves being taken from the zoo and put on a ship bound for Africa. And so the adventure begins.
This is another good animation that will be enjoyed by both children and adults. It’s very charming and engaging with several laugh out loud moments. The actors fit their characters very well; I especially liked Sacha Baron Cohen as Julien.
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Directors: Chris Wedge & Carlos Saldanha (co-director)
Release Date: 22 March 2002
Tagline: The coolest event in 16,000 years.
Main Cast: (voice)
Ray Romano … Manfred
John Leguizamo … Sid
Denis Leary … Diego
Whilst not in the same league as Pixar’s finest, Ice Age is still very enjoyable for all ages. I would imagine that this is something that would pass most adults by, but if you are like me and enjoy great animation with a good script and talented voice artists then you should find this entertaining.
The basic plot is pretty standard stuff; there is a loner who somehow manages to find himself in the company of an annoying sidekick, but by the end of the film they are great friends. The straight man and the funny one – a classic combination. They are eventually joined by a third character which is a nice added element.
Simple yet very funny, Ice Age is one of those little gems that adults will probably miss, but should really give a chance.
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Director: Andrew Stanton
Release Date: 18 July 2008
Tagline: An adventure beyond the ordinar-E.
Main Cast: (voice)
Ben Burtt … WALL·E / M-O
Elissa Knight … EVE
Jeff Garlin … Captain
Sigourney Weaver … Ship’s Computer
Guess what? Pixar have come up with yet another masterpiece! WALL·E is utterly charming and totally brilliant from start to finish. The first part of the film has practically no dialogue, and the animators at Pixar have managed to create such a wonderful character that we need no words to follow the story.
WALL·E is the last of his kind – a clean-up robot on a barren and completely deserted Earth of the future. Whilst doing his job, he collects items that take his fancy, and he furnishes his home with them. In amongst his collection are a tv & VCR on which he plays a video of Hello Dolly! and is entranced by the love songs and the companionship he sees on screen. His loneliness is plain for all to see, and within a matter of minutes you get a real feeling of sympathy for this little robot.
Whilst going about his daily business, he has an encounter with a space ship which deposits a robot who has a rather destructive streak and clearly has a mission, although we don’t find out what the mission is until later on. WALL·E befriends EVE and the adventure begins.
Everything about WALL·E is exceptional. Watch it – and make it soon!
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Director: Nathan Juran
Release Date: 23 December 1958
Tagline: 8th Wonder of the Screen!
Main Cast:
Kerwin Mathews … Sinbad
Kathryn Grant … Princess Parisa
Torin Thatcher … Sokurah the Magician
Richard Eyer … The Genie
Another classic from Ray Harryhausen. There really is nothing to say about his films other than watch them. They’re all such great fun, and I never cease to marvel at his stop motion animation genius.
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Director: Brad Bird, Jan Pinkava (co-director)
Release Date: 12 October 2007
Tagline: He’s dying to become a chef.
Main Cast: (voice)
Patton Oswalt … Remy
Ian Holm … Skinner
Lou Romano … Linguini
Brian Dennehy … Django
More genius from Pixar!
Ratatouille is a delight from start to finish. It looks fantastic, the characters are great, the story is very engaging, and it’s very, very funny.
I’m sure I’ve said somewhere else on this site that “there’s something wrong with you if you don’t enjoy this film”, and it applies again here.
Nothing else to say other than keep ‘em coming, Pixar!
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Director: Don Chaffey
Release Date: 15 August 1963
Tagline: Greatest odyssey of the ages – for the first time on the screen.
Main Cast:
Todd Armstrong … Jason
Nancy Kovack … Medea
Gary Raymond … Acastus
Honor Blackman … Hera
One of my favourite films of all times, and a fantastic example of stop motion animation at its most thrilling. Ray Harryhausen created some of the most memorable scenes in cinematic history with his genius. Everybody knows and loves the sword fight scene with the skeleton soldiers.
The plot needs no explanation because it is the story of the Greek legend of Jason’s journey to find the Golden Fleece (many historians now think that Jason’s voyage was based on truth).
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this film and I enjoy it just as much now as I did when I was a child. I never tire of it.
Truly unmissable!
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Director: George Lucas
Release Date: 16 July 1999
Tagline: Every generation has a legend. Every journey has a first step. Every saga has a beginning.
Main Cast:
Liam Neeson … Qui-Gon Jinn
Ewan McGregor … Obi-Wan Kenobi
Natalie Portman … Queen Padme Amidala
Jake Lloyd … Anakin Skywalker
Frank Oz … Yoda (voice)
Ian McDiarmid … Senator Palpatine
WARNING – THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SAGA
First of all, I should mention that I am a Star Wars fan. Actually, that’s an understatement. I am a First Generation fan, and I’m obsessed by it!
I can’t let this review pass without mentioning a few things and finally being able to get it off my chest, so to speak.
There are many fans out there who did nothing but moan about TPM from the very beginning. First they hated the title, then they hated the film because “there is not enough action”, and it was “made for children”.
The title is perfect. Anakin is the phantom menace. In this chapter, they are unaware of the terrible fate of that awaits both him and the galaxy. Only Yoda has a foreboding about it.
How much action did they expect at the beginning of the saga? Palpatine’s rise to power was a cleverly crafted one that took years to come to fruition. At this point in the timeline, the Jedi are still the peacekeepers of the galaxy, and though everything appears to be right, they recognise that the Republic is beginning to show signs of disorder. TPM is a perfect scene setter for what is to come. It also brings the characters together very credibly. Nothing seems forced (no pun intended!) at all.
Yes, it is a family film with a U certificate. What those fans appeared to miss was the fact that all three films in the original trilogy were also U certificates. The original fans were children themselves when watching the films for the first time. This point seemed to pass them by completely.
And then there’s Jar Jar. In the original trilogy, the humour was provided by the great double act that was C-3PO and R2-D2. In this chapter they have not yet teamed up. Granted, Jar Jar was annoying at times, and perhaps George Lucas could have toned him down a little. But the not very bright Jar Jar will provide a very important moment in the next episode (Attack of the Clones).
As a stand alone film, TPM is not going to make much sense, and if this is your first ever Star Wars film, you will probably wonder what all the fuss is about. But they are not meant to be stand alone films. They are part of a saga and, as such, they must be seen as a whole. That was Lucas’s plan from the very beginning, and that is why they are episodes. In fact, to get the most out of them, you really should see them in the original order i.e. IV, V and VI and then I, II and III. If seen in chronological order, your opinion of Anakin is already formed, and you will view Darth Vader in a very different light.
Ok. That’s much better. Now on to the review!
The acting, in general, was very good. I thought that Ewan McGregor was well cast as Obi-Wan, but he seemed to be so concerned with being like Alec Guinness that he forgot to be Obi-Wan. That’s only a small thing though, because he does nail the speech pattern, and we can recognise the old Obi-Wan in the young.
Anakin is protrayed perfectly. He is a precocious child who has an unnatural and powerful ability. He has a kind of untamed energy about him, and we, the viewer, know that ultimately the Jedi will fail with him, and he’ll become the most ruthless and feared man in the galaxy. The Jedi think that Anakin is the one spoken of in the prophecy; the one who will restore peace and balance to the galaxy. And though it seems that they are badly mistaken, in the end the prophecy is right, as it is Darth Vader/Anakin who destroys the Emperor.
The pod racing scene is stunning and the rivalry between Anakin and Sebulba shows how competitive Anakin is, and the final fight between Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Darth Maul is absolutely fantastic.
Darth Maul’s double ended lightsabre is a real ‘wow’ moment, and overall he’s a very good villain. He’s a very striking character, and is one of the enduring images of the film.
We can see how Palpatine is very slyly manipulative, and it’s great to watch him ingratiate himself, knowing what we know.
The scene where Anakin’s mother encourages him to leave with Qui-Gon is very touching. She knows that Anakin has a special gift, and even though it breaks her heart to lose him, she wants him to realise the potential he so obviously has.
George Lucas with his ILM crew have been at the forefront of ground breaking technical advancements in film making, and we have much to thank them for. My only (slight) disappointment with the film was the fact that the special effects looked like special effects. However, this was because the technology was brand new, and they had yet to get it down to a fine art. I enjoyed the battle of Naboo (it had elements of the Ewok battle on Endor), and provided a nice touch that we obsessed fans appreciated (I hope). In the original trilogy, the Empire mistrusts droids, and there are very few in service. Palpatine discards the use of them because they are fundamentally flawed – as demonstrated in this battle. The entire army of STAP droids were rendered useless when the command ship was taken out.
But I digress (slightly).
Finally, I loved the slight smirk on Palpatine’s face when the Jedi realise that with a Sith apprentice, there is always a master. And he is out there, unknown…
I loved TPM because it sets the scene perfectly. To me, that was the single most important thing.
It may not have been a perfect film, but it was perfect to me.
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Directors: Andrew Adamson & Vicky Jenson
Release Date: 29 June 2001
Tagline: The greatest fairy tale never told.
Main Cast: (Voice)
Mike Myers … Shrek
Eddie Murphy … Donkey
Princess Fiona … Cameron Diaz
Where to start? What a film! Absolutely brilliant on every level. Perfectly cast, excellent animation, fantastic story and wonderful characters.
Not only is Shrek all of the above, it is also one of those classics that that is irresistable to adults. There are so many instances of ‘nods’ to films that it’s hard to keep track of them.
Shrek himself is a great character. All he wants is to be left alone in his swamp, but his grumpy exterior is soon broken down when he rescues Princess Fiona, and begins to fall for her. Underneath it all, he’s a gentle sole who tries very hard to be a scary ogre, but never really fools anyone.
And then there’s Donkey. Surely Eddie Murphy’s finest hour! He steals practically every scene he’s in. He’s annoying, loveable, and very, very funny. One of my all time favourite characters, it’s hard to see anyone creating anything better.
Basically, Shrek is as near as you can get to a perfect film. It’s only flaw is that it isn’t long enough!
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