Ice Age

Certificate: Certificate U

Directors: Chris Wedge & Carlos Saldanha (co-director)

Release Date: 22 March 2002

Tagline: The coolest event in 16,000 years.

Main Cast: (voice)

Ray Romano … Manfred

John Leguizamo … Sid

Denis Leary … Diego

Whilst not in the same league as Pixar’s finest, Ice Age is still very enjoyable for all ages. I would imagine that this is something that would pass most adults by, but if you are like me and enjoy great animation with a good script and talented voice artists then you should find this entertaining.

The basic plot is pretty standard stuff; there is a loner who somehow manages to find himself in the company of an annoying sidekick, but by the end of the film they are great friends. The straight man and the funny one – a classic combination. They are eventually joined by a third character which is a nice added element.

Simple yet very funny, Ice Age is one of those little gems that adults will probably miss, but should really give a chance.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

WALL·E

Certificate: Certificate U

Director: Andrew Stanton

Release Date: 18 July 2008

Tagline: An adventure beyond the ordinar-E.

Main Cast: (voice)

Ben Burtt … WALL·E / M-O

Elissa Knight … EVE

Jeff Garlin … Captain

Sigourney Weaver … Ship’s Computer

Guess what? Pixar have come up with yet another masterpiece! WALL·E is utterly charming and totally brilliant from start to finish. The first part of the film has practically no dialogue, and the animators at Pixar have managed to create such a wonderful character that we need no words to follow the story.

WALL·E is the last of his kind – a clean-up robot on a barren and completely deserted Earth of the future. Whilst doing his job, he collects items that take his fancy, and he furnishes his home with them. In amongst his collection are a tv & VCR on which he plays a video of Hello Dolly! and is entranced by the love songs and the companionship he sees on screen. His loneliness is plain for all to see, and within a matter of minutes you get a real feeling of sympathy for this little robot.

Whilst going about his daily business, he has an encounter with a space ship which deposits a robot who has a rather destructive streak and clearly has a mission, although we don’t find out what the mission is until later on. WALL·E befriends EVE and the adventure begins.

Everything about WALL·E is exceptional. Watch it – and make it soon!

Rating: ★★★★★

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Certificate: Certificate PG

Director: Dave Filoni

Release Date: 15 August 2008

Tagline: Star Wars like you’ve never seen it before.

Main Cast: (voice)

Matt Lanter … Anakin Skywalker

James Arnold Taylor … Obi-Wan Kenobi / 4-A7 / Medical Droid

Ashley Eckstein … Ahsoka Tano

Christopher Lee … Count Dooku

Ian Abercrombie … Senator Palpatine / Darth Sidious

Tom Kane  …  Yoda / Narrator / Admiral Yularen

I am so sick of the Star Wars prequels whiners, and even more sick of those who hated them so much that they are seemingly willing to trash all present and future ventures. Why can’t these people get it into their heads that they have grown up (at least physically) and therefore must accept that there are going to be elements that seem pretty childish.

This is aimed at children but there is also plenty for us older fans to like. The battle scenes are pretty exciting, and the lightsaber duels are very good.

I really liked this and can’t understand the terrible reviews it had. One critic panned the animation, but I thought it was superb. The Clone Wars has a look and feel all its own and works well not only as a lead up to the new series, but also as a companion to the original Clone Wars animation shorts. I also can’t understand the same critic’s view that the actors were poor. I thought that James Arnold Taylor, Ian Abercrombie and Tom Kane were very convincing as Obi-Wan, Palpatine and Yoda respectively. Matt Lanter also made a credible Anakin.

I did find the character of Ahsoka quite annoying. I can understand that they needed to give Anakin someone to converse with, but they could have come up with a better character. I hated the nickname “Sky Guy” and I also didn’t like Jabba the Hutt calling his son “Punky Muffin”. That’s just plainly unacceptable and cheapens Jabba (whose voice actor was also very convincing).

Overall, it’s not perfect but if you can get over the “Sky Guy” and “Punky Muffin” atrocities then you’ll have a good time.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

The Simpsons Movie

Certificate: Certificate PG

Director: David Silverman

Release Date: 25 July 2007

Tagline: See our family. And feel better about yours.

Main Cast: (voice)

Dan Castellaneta … Homer

Julie Kavner … Marge

Nancy Cartwright … Bart

Yeardly Smith … Lisa

I’m a big fan of The Simpsons (who isn’t?!) and doubted somewhat whether a film would work. It was obviously going to require some sort of plot to sustain the probable length of approximately 90 minutes (the film is actually 87 minutes), and I was unsure what they were going to come up with. Although I enjoyed the film (there are some very funny moments), I just couldn’t really get fully into it. The regular episodes all have believable plots (give or take a crazy moment or two), but the film strays from this somewhat! It also borrows heavily from overused storylines e.g. Lisa falls for another gentle soul who is just like her (his appearance in Springfield is rather Deus Ex Machina, which, oddly enough, they admit to doing in a different part of the film), and she’s on the environmental campaign trail once again. Ok, so this is The Simpsons, and a complex plot was neither expected or required. I just wish it had been a little more like real life.

So, did it work? Yes and no. It was an interesting experiment, but one that I don’t think needs to be repeated.

One last thing – if you watch through until the end of the credits, Maggie says her first word. Personally, I think this is a mistake. She should always remain the enigma that she is – has she not learned to speak yet, or does she just elect to be a wry observer who thinks that actions speak louder than words?

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Ratatouille

Certificate: Certificate U

Director: Brad Bird, Jan Pinkava (co-director)

Release Date: 12 October 2007

Tagline: He’s dying to become a chef.

Main Cast: (voice)

Patton Oswalt … Remy

Ian Holm … Skinner

Lou Romano … Linguini

Brian Dennehy … Django

More genius from Pixar!

Ratatouille is a delight from start to finish. It looks fantastic, the characters are great, the story is very engaging, and it’s very, very funny.

I’m sure I’ve said somewhere else on this site that “there’s something wrong with you if you don’t enjoy this film”, and it applies again here.

Nothing else to say other than keep ‘em coming, Pixar!

Rating: ★★★★★

Family Guy Presents Blue Harvest

Certificate: Certificate 15

Director: Dominic Polcino

Release Date: 21 January 2008 (original TV air date 23 September 2007)

Main Cast: (Voice)

Seth MacFarlane … Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glen Quagmire, Tom Tucker

Alex Borstein … Lois Griffin

Seth Green … Chris Griffin

Ok, ok, I know. Technically this shouldn’t be here because it’s not a film. But I love Star Wars, so it’s going in!

This is Family Guy‘s take on Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. And a very funny one it is too! It’s ANH at breakneck speed, and the various little parodies work well. The events run very well with the score – it’s all timed to perfection! The attention to detail is exceptional, and it’s as if you are watching the real ANH.

My favourite moment? Easy! Peter (Han) singing along with the music in the TIE Fighter battle after the escape of the Millennium Falcon from the Death Star. We’ve all sat there and done that too!

Sure, one or two of the jokes fall a little flat, but on the whole it’s very enjoyable. Of course, you have to have seen Family Guy to understand much of the humour. So, if you’re a Star Wars fan and have never seen FG, then watch a few episodes first to familiarise yourself with it.

Oh, and if you’re wondering where ‘Blue Harvest’ fits in, it was the fake production name that was used by Lucasfilm when shooting Return of the Jedi.

It’s hard to rate this. It’s not perfect, but looking at it from the objective of a Star Wars devotee, it’s exceptional in many ways. So, I’m going to do a first for this site, and give it two ratings :-)

Overall Rating: ★★★½☆

Attention to detail & animation quality Rating: ★★★★★

Vampire Hunter D - Bloodlust

Certificate: Certificate 18

Directors: Yoshiaki Kawajiri & Jack Fletcher

Release Date: 28 September 2001

Tagline: When the sun sets… The hunt begins.

Main Cast: (Voice, English)

Andrew Philpot … D

John Rafter Lee … Meier Link

Pamela Adlon … Leila (voice) (as Pamela Segall)

Wendee Lee … Charlotte

I’m a fan of Japanese animation, and I haven’t seen a bad one yet. Vampire Hunter D is beautifully crafted. The animation is superb and very atmospheric and the story is also very good. However, it is not a traditional vampire movie. It’s a dark film that has depth. The characters struggle with their own personal demons, and Meijer Link is depicted as a vampire with a heart – he loves and is loved in return.

However, I find myself somewhat ambivalent about it.

Personally, I don’t want to see vampires that are capable of love. I want to see them as evil and predatory creatures. I also found it a bit dull and slow at times. I also disliked the talking hand. Yes, it provided a bit of comic relief, but I don’t think the film needed it. However, all of that is just my opinion and it doesn’t mean that the film is bad. Indeed, it is a very interesting take on the subject.

Overall, even if you are not a fan of anime you should find this film entertaining.

Rating: ★★½☆☆

Shrek

Certificate: Certificate 15

Directors: Andrew Adamson & Vicky Jenson

Release Date: 29 June 2001

Tagline: The greatest fairy tale never told.

Main Cast: (Voice)

Mike Myers … Shrek

Eddie Murphy … Donkey

Princess Fiona … Cameron Diaz

Where to start? What a film! Absolutely brilliant on every level. Perfectly cast, excellent animation, fantastic story and wonderful characters.

Not only is Shrek all of the above, it is also one of those classics that that is irresistable to adults. There are so many instances of ‘nods’ to films that it’s hard to keep track of them.

Shrek himself is a great character. All he wants is to be left alone in his swamp, but his grumpy exterior is soon broken down when he rescues Princess Fiona, and begins to fall for her. Underneath it all, he’s a gentle sole who tries very hard to be a scary ogre, but never really fools anyone.

And then there’s Donkey. Surely Eddie Murphy’s finest hour! He steals practically every scene he’s in. He’s annoying, loveable, and very, very funny. One of my all time favourite characters, it’s hard to see anyone creating anything better.

Basically, Shrek is as near as you can get to a perfect film. It’s only flaw is that it isn’t long enough!

Rating: ★★★★★

Monsters, Inc

Certificate: Certificate 15

Directors: Peter Docter & David Silverman (co-director)

Release Date: 8 February 2002

Main Cast: (Voice)

John Goodman … James P. “Sulley” Sullivan

Billy Crystal … Mike Wazowski

Another masterpiece from Pixar! Excellent story, perfect casting, and fantastic animation. Sulley is a great character; he’s quite possibly the most loveable monster ever (who wouldn’t want their very own Sulley cuddly toy?!) and Mike is the perfect sidekick for him. It’s a classic comedy partnership – the funny guy and the straight man.

As is usual for Pixar films, Monsters Inc can be enjoyed by all ages. I haven’t come across a single person who doesn’t love it, and in my opinion, it’s an absolute must see.

Rating: ★★★★★

Finding Nemo

Certificate: Certificate U

Directors: Andrew Stanton & Lee Unkrich (co-director)

Release Date: 10 October 2003

Tagline: 71% of the Earth’s surface is covered by water. That’s a lot of space to find one fish.

Main Cast: (Voice)

Albert Brooks … Marlin

Ellen DeGeneres … Dory

Alexander Gould … Nemo

Finding Nemo is another masterpiece from Pixar. The animation is truly stunning, and the script is up to the usual high standard. There are plenty of real laugh out loud jokes that make this film enjoyable for all ages.

The casting is wonderful; Albert Brooks is brilliant as the constantly fretting and over protective parent, and it’s impossible to imagine anyone other than Ellen DeGeneres as Dory.

There’s not much more to be said really, other than watch it!

Rating: ★★★★★

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